unleash.my.dreams

Oct 19

hahry:

i cant even make a straight line while using a ruler why do people expect so much from me

(Source: taccone, via orgasmic-humor)

nosdrinker:

when things cost money

(via orgasmic-humor)

Looking at your phone in the middle of the night,

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: adoptgen, via orgasmic-humor)

euanscholes:

I went outside once. The graphics were brilliant but the gameplay and storyline were terrible.

(via orgasmic-humor)

andrewbreitel:

for a kid who sits on the computer all day staring at a screen and never leaving the house i sure have high expectations of everyone else

(via orgasmic-humor)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sofapizza:

what is this?

A BICYCLE FOR ANTS?!

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

(via orgasmic-humor)

shavingryansprivates:

i was on a plane once and i got pretzels from the little snack cart and when i opened the bag, the pretzels started screaming things like “YOU LOOK NICE TODAY” and “YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR” and i was really confused so i asked the flight attendant what was up and he was like “oh yeah, the food on this flight is complimentary”

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: humortrain, via orgasmic-humor)

mindlesskids:

if ugliness was measured in bricks i would be the great wall of china

(Source: mindlesskids, via orgasmic-humor)

mindlesskids:

if ugliness was measured in bricks i would be the great wall of china

(Source: mindlesskids, via orgasmic-humor)